September 15, 2006

A Bad Nanny!?!?!

I found this on topfive.com and found it quite funny. Enjoy.

The Top 5 Signs You've Hired a Bad Nanny
5. Instead of shaking the baby, she just puts it in the blender.
4. She asks for your credit card numbers so she can reach you in case of an emergency.
3. First offense for back-talk? A ten minute time-out.
Second offense? Sell 'em to the gypsies.
2. "Just look at me as a Mary Poppins with nuts."
and the Number 1 sign you've hired a bad Nanny......
1. She's supercalifragilisticexpiali-wasted.
Have a good day!

1 comment:

Laura said...

#1 sounds like a nannie I know... well a nannie on weekends... a damn fun nannie too!!!!